Friday, May 17, 2013

bedim: apology


Blog Every Day In May: Issue A Public Apology

My Dearest Bathroom,

Life for you can be pretty crappy some days, and I'd like to apologize for not keeping you as clean as you and I would like. I'm sorry for shedding like a dog would in spring. I'm sorry for getting mixed toothpaste and saliva on the one thing that I look at the most in you. I'm sorry for you having to see my unclothed body nearly every single day as I drain all your resources just so I can be clean as you get dirtier. I really appreciate what you provide for me, so I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I'll try harder to keep you cleaner.

- Paige
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3 comments:

  1. arianne bieberMay 17, 2013 at 7:09 AM

    Oh man, my bathroom is in a rough state. I'll need to apologize to it too.....

    So clever

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  2. Nicole P.May 17, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    My bathroom needs an apology too. Good thing we have guests coming to stay next week so I can get motivated!

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  3. AKutarnaMay 26, 2013 at 9:55 PM

    Ha ha, good one!

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